Jan 16 2010
Pouted, Touted & Outed
Late news just in from the Blogosphere. He *pouted* He *touted* He SHOUTED* He *Flouted* and now He’s “OUTED” The pussy the Blogosphere knows as Kingdom Cat ( formerly known as The Flying Cat, EffCee, FC, KFC, A Bargain Bucket)or KC, has been outed by Mr Thecroft, in an off the cuff comment on his very readable blog, found at http://thecroft.wordpress.com
The startling revelations are as follows……………………..
on January 14, 2010 said:
I find myself agreeing wholeheartedly with you Mr Croft. Which is slightly disturbing, but there you are…
Disturbing indeed.
Still we can disagree over everything else to make up for it.
Starting with that yellow bandanna.
Do you realise what that means in Gay bandana code?
Oh, you do??
Ok then…
I have saved you all the trouble of googling The Gay Bandana Code, by showing the important information here…..
The Hanky Code is a traditional form of signaling to others what your sexual preferences and interests are. Gay men used this code to communicate with each other in the noisy and distracting environment of gay bars. Although not as widely used these days, it is still a worthwhile resource and is, among those who know, a great conversation starter.
Hankies are usually worn in either the back left or right pockets, however, they can also be worn around the wrist, around the ankle or leg at the thigh above the knee, or around the neck with the knot/tie going either right or left. Other objects can also be used such as keys and key chains or watch fobs and even a set of handcuffs (Bondage), to let people know if you are ‘top’ or ‘bottom’. Left = Top/Active and Right = Bottom/Passive. If worn in the back on the center belt loop, it translates as ‘versatile’.
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YELLOW |
pisser/WaterSports |
piss freak |
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YELLOW, Pale |
spits |
drool crazy |
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MUSTARD |
hung 8″+ |
wants 8″+ |
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GOLD |
two looking for one |
one looking for two |
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YELLOW w/WHITE Stripe |
likes Asian bottoms |
likes Asian tops |
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GOLD LAME |
likes muscleboy bottoms |
likes muscleboy tops |
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ORANGE |
anything anytime |
nothing now (just cruising) |
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44 responses so far
Well. I’ve learned lots
If you’re not careful Tws, we’ll come across to your humble Croft abode and attach a non-adjustable tit-clamp with chain. That’ll larn ye!
I see one can purrchase puppy bone hankies…
Muscleboy bottoms?
As LL says, we’ve learned a lot today…
Some of those options sound decidedly dangerous and downright unpleasant, so you just stay at home, KC, and keep an eye on Marmers. What does a fluffy turquoise collar mean?
Well…if we call it Teal Blue, Marmers would quite like to go for the cock and bull option. He’s a tad dyslexic…
I wonder if KC and Marmers could perhaps make a few pennies out of this? Could they sell their photos to a magazine? there must be magazines or internet sites that cater for that sort of thing, and you could buy quite a lot of tins of Sheba with the proceeds…
What a grand idea landlady. Suddenly I feel so much more pussitive about what I initially saw as a devastatin’ slur on our collective tomhood
I will wear my yellow bandana with Gay Purride!
Could we purrlease hear more about Tws’s ‘dogly goings on with Getoffthe’??? Is this sort of cross-species finagling legal decent and honest?
I was mewsing on this subject in a previous life and wondering if such cats were more transgender rather gay - afterall all cats have an incredible fashion mantra of ‘no clothing is complete without cat hair’ and also walk on tip-toe as if wearing high-heeled boots. Still MC (RIP) had visited the VET on ur watch but he would have had your insides for a bandana if you suggested he was nothing but all male and regularly sprayed local cars (graffiti style) to show who was the local mafia cat.
Spock has also celebrated his new-found freedom with bringing in his first kill since his accident. Definitely displaying manlly-cat hunter tendencies. His limp makes him look a little like a cowboy - but that’s getting back into Village People territory again. Cats are definitely more grrr than oo-err.
If you,Kingdom Cat, needs a publicist, then DD Publicists, is at your service. Forget about that Max Cl*ff*rd guy (Jade Goody, Kerry Katona,Amy Winehouse,were all his clients, not exactly a great job done by Max the LaX, AND he’s a real t*sser. He takes 25% of everything, while I only take 10% of anything you may earn, plus expenses of course, which are based on the MP’s guide to Put Everything on expenses.
There are way too many cats commenting on this blog. There will be trouble if anybody suggests that Getoffthe and myself have anything other than a Master ( that’s me) and hound relationship. Getoffthe may well be a Bitch, but it’s a dog eat dog world out there, and she (Getoffthe, my faithful hound) will die wondering. And the places she can reach with her tongue? Well she don’t need no dog in there, trying out Yoga techniques. Thank you very much
PS Doing a Carol with the smillies……….
I fear that with all this bickering going on, it could all end in tears. However I’d like to think that, if this did bring tears to the eyes, that Kingdom Cat would be able to supply anyone with a hanky to dry their tears. But do check out which colour of hanky he gives you, as it could be a coded message. We don’t want any Hanky-Panky here, now do we
Three cats and one Mad Lamb speaking for the deceased could hardly be described as too many cats! I saw wot ya did there Tws with the Carol Smillies
Do I need a publicist? Do I? I don’t think so. I am my own self-publicist…
Of course you are KC, of course you are
What’s happened with my avatar? What’s going on here? Help, jings, crivens, somebody call the polis!
Have you been fiddling about with your widgets? Whit did yer ma tell ye aboot fiddlin’ wi’ yer widgets? Hey?
Oh now wait a minute, if you’re going blind, how will you see that your avatar has come back? But why hasn’t it come back on previous comments at the same time? Sorry, I SHOULD BE WRITING BIGGER SO YOU CAN SEE IT. I SAID BUT WHY HASN’T IT oh never mind…
As you should all know, my weblog postings are a learning experience, and although the sighted peoples (that’ll be all those that can see, no matter how many eyes) do not see the fullness of the learning experience, as my weblog postings come with subtitles, sign language, and is available in other languages, if English is not your first language, and it is also available in Braille.
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Is that you applying for the job Braille Assistant Goffar or BAG for short Tad?
yes
What does a bag for a short tad look like?
Yes,tell us–i’m all
Look in the mirror
Well, it looks sort of baggy… and shorter than normal .. by a tad or so. Really you lot have got off to a Bad Start to 2010. Coloured hankerchiefs, bandanas, my …
If anyone is interested over 400 species of animals have been observed to engage in same-gender sexual activities. So there so. Natural, like. And that includes Get OffThe’s species but not necessarily GOT. And Tws’s (I think).
Did anyone learn anything here?
A deafening thunderclap of cybersilence greeted his gaze.
Oh we can’t have that Barney. Absolutely definately learned something there. You’re always so informative. Like Tws only slightly different…
Well, thanks for small mercies…..
Вах-вах-вах
Russian spam…
Russian looks pretty easy to pick up, not a lot of variation, like.
Thank the Lord for Google my google translation helped me delve into the mind of cepBepHP
The Russian launguage is so easily misunderstood not unlike others
“I propose to lay all the cards on the access and then wait for 5-10 minutes each map оочень napryazhno”
I think that explains it…
I like the avatar that somebody has been so kind as to supply me with. Perfect!
It’s very U.
Ой, благодарю.